I have looked at a few pictures of myself over the past few weeks, and I have decided that in most of them I am justifiably disgruntled. Because, I think Europe hates me. It sensed I was coming and set out to bend me over. Let's examine this idea.......
1. my hair straightener spontaneously combusted
2. an old woman insulted my breasts
3. for hours I couldn't use my cell phone...BECAUSE IT WAS IN GERMAN!
4. I am constantly on escalators....therefore constantly falling down
5. This city is full of poo. Dog poo. Everywhere. walking is like running an obstacle course of poop.
6. I am the only person who comes to one of the most romantic cities in Europe...and ends up single... long story
7. I was mauled by a giant man in a chicken suit on stilts
8. I lost my brown sweater
There is more, but I don't want to complain. However, I still see myself as justifiably disgruntled
1 comment:
dog poop is the worst...really. you're too cool, young, and hip to be disGRUNTled. no word containing the word "grunt" within itself is allowed to describe you. take THAT!
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